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Racer B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy)
Race Number 36
Date Sun, 3 Feb 2019 1:43:10
Universe o4do0q2x8u
Speed 83 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents bananamath (1st place)

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There is a wonderfully dialectical joke in Lubitsch's Ninotchka. The hero visits a cafeteria and orders coffee without cream, to which the waiter replies: 'Sorry, but we have run out of cream. Can I bring you coffee without milk?' In both cases, the customer gets coffee alone, but this One-coffee is each time accompanied by a different negation, first coffee-with-no-cream, then coffee-with-no-milk.
— (other) by Slavoj Zizek (see stats)

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