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Pit Stop
Racer Max (statutory)
Race Number 2
Date Tue, 30 May 2017 18:27:39
Universe longtexts
Speed 101 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 80.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents atg19 (1st place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)