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Pit Stop
Racer Unknown (ph_nt0mz)
Race Number 5
Date Tue, 12 Sep 2023 2:28:10
Universe longtexts
Speed 42 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year and I used to be over by the window and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)

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