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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer ;) (onahc)
Race Number 24
Date Sun, 1 May 2022 21:59:02
Universe insane
Speed 88 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents jasimk (3rd place) peaceinchrist (2nd place)

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The next day they were gathered in the man's house for the big revelation. The man stated, "Of the 200,000 pink ping pong balls I ordered I have 137 left. Would anyone like them?" His friends all groaned and said, "[---] no! Give us an answer!" The man began again, "Friends, I am about to unveil a great invention." He took a deep breath...and died. His 7 friends would never know why the man spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls, and neither will you.
Sean Wrona's UTC text - Part 3 (other) by Sean Wrona (see stats)