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Pit Stop
Racer wr.dd.i.go.rng (lucean)
Race Number 1
Date Sat, 19 Nov 2016 0:41:32
Universe difficult
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 1)

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The next day they were gathered in the man's house for the big revelation. The man stated, "Of the 200,000 pink ping pong balls I ordered I have 137 left. Would anyone like them?" His friends all groaned and said, "[---] no! Give us an answer!" The man began again, "Friends, I am about to unveil a great invention." He took a deep breath...and died. His 7 friends would never know why the man spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls, and neither will you.
— (other) by David Pritts (see stats)