Guest
Race Result Details |
| Racer | PhilliesMagic (fightin_phils) |
| Race Number | 153 |
| Date | Sat, 1 Sep 2012 22:31:17 |
| Universe | accuracy |
| Speed |
134 WPM
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| Accuracy | 100% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 3) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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