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Racer deandre the gay homo likes buttoles (yungslow)
Race Number 47
Date Wed, 20 Mar 2019 17:26:41
Speed 77 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents enterbo2 (4th place) guilledelmo (1st place) lyric39 (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)

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