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Racer David (youtime0)
Race Number 94
Date Tue, 13 May 2014 15:30:28
Speed 50 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents johanbeast (3rd place) puddysmash (4th place)

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I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down. Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)