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Pit Stop
Racer XrXr (xrxr)
Race Number 6767
Date Fri, 27 Jan 2017 4:41:08
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents cyborg_kimball (1st place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)