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Pit Stop
Racer Xeviax (xeviax)
Race Number 20
Date Thu, 4 Oct 2018 8:15:28
Speed 106 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents fish753 (1st place) giftedotter1 (4th place)

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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!
— (game) by Rockstar Games (see stats)

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