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Racer Kevin (xaclain)
Race Number 117
Date Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:42:16
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.9%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents themythicalvlad (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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