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Racer ABCD (x007)
Race Number 1095
Date Sun, 25 Sep 2016 13:16:31
Speed 60 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents regerinne99 (3rd place) supboii (1st place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)