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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 (wwew)
Race Number 1348
Date Tue, 23 Nov 2021 3:29:04
Speed 81 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents oddpie (2nd place)

Text typed:

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)