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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Austin (wryjester) |
| Race Number | 59 |
| Date | Sat, 11 Nov 2017 0:56:49 |
| Speed |
78 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.5% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | jan25type (4th place) jinxdroid (3rd place) vandalism_ (1st place) |
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
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