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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer with flare (with_flare)
Race Number 40
Date Sat, 27 Apr 2013 16:07:55
Speed 55 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents deflay (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)