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Racer Ethan (wingspear)
Race Number 89
Date Mon, 16 Nov 2020 14:56:24
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents atomskk (1st place)

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I decided to run some experiments on the steel used to build the park's rides. I found that if you melted the steel down and combined it with chromium, stalagmite, and mercury phosphate, it created a kind of super helium. Shaggy and Scooby must have inhaled some helium gas from the Manticore's posterior relief hole. That's why their voices were so high. I figured if I could get the park to close, I could take all the steel, melt it down, and sell the super helium to the Australian zeppelin fleet. I'd have made a fortune and shown you up in the process, Velma.
— (other) by Victor Cook & Curt Geda (see stats)

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