Guest
Race Result Details |
| Racer | Jim (wildcrow) |
| Race Number | 32 |
| Date | Thu, 21 Jan 2016 12:51:29 |
| Speed |
68 WPM
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| Accuracy | 88.5% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | wpietron (3rd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
—
Holidays on Ice
 (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
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