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Racer Why (whymenow)
Race Number 23
Date Mon, 1 Jun 2015 15:59:46
Speed 74 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents sergeantsuper (3rd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)