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Race Result Details |
| Racer | nancy (wasteoftime) |
| Race Number | 1907 |
| Date | Wed, 16 Mar 2016 4:41:20 |
| Speed |
93 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.7% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | jd1026 (3rd place) |
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
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