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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Kristofer (vonah001) |
| Race Number | 3 |
| Date | Thu, 15 Jan 2026 16:48:44 |
| Speed |
78 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.1% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | dz910152 (3rd place) fez96 (5th place) peterkaka (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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