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Racer Vizorous (vizorous)
Race Number 195
Date Tue, 16 Jun 2020 16:52:56
Speed 83 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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