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Racer Dan (vileslayer)
Race Number 91
Date Tue, 30 Jul 2013 23:30:01
Speed 90 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents bnsoni (3rd place) howardpeckerman (2nd place) shazi5 (4th place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)