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Race Result Details |
| Racer | BigDickus (veiny_dih) |
| Race Number | 74 |
| Date | Thu, 17 Apr 2025 10:38:16 |
| Speed |
46 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | gh0st_r1der (2nd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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