Race Result Details |
Racer | Goober (veektaur) |
Race Number | 248 |
Date | Sun, 13 Jun 2021 9:23:51 |
Speed |
54 WPM
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Accuracy | 97.1% |
Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
Opponents | hey_i_am_morty (2nd place) |
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
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Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook
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