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Pit Stop
Racer Evan (usedsquirrel)
Race Number 101
Date Sun, 7 Jul 2019 5:45:13
Speed 100 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents f2862089986 (2nd place) x1itachi (3rd place)

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I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
Dirty Laundry (song) by Don Henley (see stats)

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