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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Jemima (unicorn_bleh1234) |
| Race Number | 128 |
| Date | Thu, 8 Feb 2024 18:19:33 |
| Speed |
65 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.2% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | day1dj (4th place) rogerochanki (3rd place) sigmund_freud (1st place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
(see stats)
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