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Race Result Details |
| Racer | William (ubertoast) |
| Race Number | 184 |
| Date | Thu, 31 Jul 2014 21:17:48 |
| Speed |
67 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.6% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 3) |
| Opponents | igowee (3rd place) mezak73 (1st place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book)
by Stephen Colbert
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