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Pit Stop
Racer jim (u_fuk_nignog)
Race Number 12
Date Wed, 28 May 2014 15:59:46
Speed 80 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents bounciness (1st place) giorgi1123 (2nd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)