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Pit Stop
Racer A (typeindeductionist)
Race Number 276
Date Mon, 6 Mar 2017 23:00:51
Speed 112 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents frozenfig (2nd place) wjsprowler (1st place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)