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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Tyler (tylerburden) |
| Race Number | 121 |
| Date | Wed, 29 Dec 2021 15:04:21 |
| Speed |
60 WPM
 Try to beat?
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| Accuracy | 97.6% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | racer_rag (5th place) |
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—
I Am America (And So Can You)
 (book)
by Stephen Colbert
(see stats)
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