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Racer Ryan (turtleboy1017)
Race Number 159
Date Tue, 6 May 2025 18:10:32
Speed 91 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents derp1 (1st place) sockaholic (2nd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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