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Racer Honeybear (trytoleanin)
Race Number 123
Date Mon, 14 Sep 2015 23:54:59
Speed 63 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.8%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents andrewchan1 (4th place)

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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie) by Mike Judge (see stats)