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Racer Tristan (tristan_ramos)
Race Number 78
Date Thu, 19 Aug 2021 15:36:02
Speed 93 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents neodytrium (1st place) swagmasterdeluxe (5th place) yesbutactuallyno (3rd place)

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I'm telling it like it is. Get used to it or put this book down. Because this book is for America's Heroes. And who are the Heroes? The people who bought this book. People who borrow this book are not Heroes. They are no better than welfare queens mooching off the system like card-carrying library card-carriers. For the record, we're not offering this book to libraries. No free rides.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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