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Pit Stop
Racer Dickless Head (tommygig)
Race Number 133
Date Wed, 9 Dec 2015 4:33:31
Speed 56 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 89%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents arya10 (2nd place) ashokmsis (4th place) bfitz88 (1st place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)