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Racer Brandon (toasterbath1)
Race Number 396
Date Tue, 3 Dec 2024 20:43:24
Speed 47 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents grandpatheobald (1st place) samydagoat (2nd place) smidd (3rd place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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