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Race Result Details |
| Racer | TitaniumJelly (titaniumjelly) |
| Race Number | 125 |
| Date | Tue, 21 Jan 2025 13:00:07 |
| Speed |
84 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.5% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | finger_warrior (5th place) lsk133 (2nd place) pribry (4th place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
 (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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