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Racer Timothy (timothy_xu)
Race Number 56
Date Sun, 21 Sep 2014 0:21:05
Speed 106 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents drhypnotize (1st place) pylon (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)