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Racer Jerry (therealjerryseinfeld)
Race Number 14
Date Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:32:27
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents cannedair (1st place) lochalex (3rd place)

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And now for a brief public service announcement: alligators. Can they kill your children? Yes. Along those lines, to get personal for a moment, I think the best way to die would be: swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet first and whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.
— (other) by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor (see stats)