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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Johnny (themagicalcake) |
| Race Number | 41 |
| Date | Fri, 16 Aug 2019 4:19:56 |
| Speed |
45 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.3% |
| Rank | 5th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | theor (3rd place) |
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other)
by Larry Gelbart
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