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Racer Fake (theis1)
Race Number 21
Date Mon, 4 Oct 2021 7:00:56
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 3)
Opponents dnorhoj (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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