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Race Result Details |
| Racer | wesley (theempiretriescrack) |
| Race Number | 25136 |
| Date | Sat, 3 May 2025 3:13:46 |
| Speed |
73 WPM
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| Accuracy | 95.3% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | carnage2 (2nd place) goodboy10058_ (1st place) robert_bialystock (3rd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
 (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
(see stats)
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