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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer drop that chitty ching ching (the_israelson)
Race Number 1347
Date Tue, 30 Jan 2018 21:10:57
Speed 51 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents 4trampoline (3rd place) bapemd (1st place) meph87 (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)

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