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Racer Dan (the_dan_gaffa)
Race Number 294
Date Tue, 18 Jun 2019 2:45:34
Speed 53 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents best_fizz_na (1st place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (movie) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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