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Pit Stop
Racer Th3 (th3tortoise)
Race Number 98
Date Wed, 23 Mar 2022 21:48:40
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents a_danroos (1st place)

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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?
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