Guest
Race Result Details |
| Racer | Test.Subject.001 (testsubject001) |
| Race Number | 329 |
| Date | Sat, 3 May 2025 7:26:35 |
| Speed |
70 WPM
 Try to beat?
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| Accuracy | 96% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | abu898 (1st place) klamp (2nd place) |
Text typed:
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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