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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Tesseract (tesseractcat) |
| Race Number | 439 |
| Date | Thu, 26 May 2022 19:49:37 |
| Speed |
99 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.1% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | mireknguyen (3rd place) molotov5 (2nd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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