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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Alexander (tea_and_honey) |
| Race Number | 9 |
| Date | Tue, 26 Nov 2019 23:50:41 |
| Speed |
31 WPM
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| Accuracy | 93.1% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 2) |
| Opponents | wood_fired_pizza (1st place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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