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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Taters (tates)
Race Number 111
Date Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:09:53
Speed 124 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents ifallenleaf (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)