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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Taser (taser) |
| Race Number | 447 |
| Date | Tue, 29 Mar 2022 9:53:43 |
| Speed |
101 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.2% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | 2litrebottle (4th place) j4mesly (2nd place) nicoomycousin (5th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—
Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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