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Race Result Details |
| Racer | yourmom (tardigradefan) |
| Race Number | 17 |
| Date | Thu, 16 Jul 2020 16:43:03 |
| Speed |
50 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.8% |
| Rank | 4th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | freddytypingboi (3rd place) |
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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
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M*A*S*H
 (other)
by Larry Gelbart
(see stats)
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